August 29, 2008

Currently Listening: David Guetta – Love is Gone

Cheers to the Weekend: -)

Friday Fame goes to

Ashish Pai (Mumbai) – for contributing the content

Avinash Sista (Satyam - IES, Hyderabad) – for contributing the video- best viewed using VLC Media Player

A man joins a very exclusive nudist club. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'
The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' asks the newcomer. 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.'
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where the smiling, naked receptionist greets him. 'May I help you?' she asks.
The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'

The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!

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August 22, 2008

Currently Listening: Justin Timberlake – Love Stoned

Cheers to the Weekend: -)

Friday Fame goes to

Satyanarayana Baswa (Satyam - GE, Hyderabad) – for contributing the content

Shravan Reddy (Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester) – for contributing the video- best viewed using VLC Media Player

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the woman finally wound down from he! r ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet?

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August 15, 2008

Currently Listening: A R Rahman – Maa Tujhe Salaam

Cheers to the Weekend: - )

Friday Fame goes to

Gagandeep Sekhar (Accenture Consulting Services, Bangalore) – for contributing the content

Akshay (Arizona State University, Arizona) – for contributing the video

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high- security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"

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August 8, 2008

Currently Listening: Rock On – Rock On

Cheers to the Weekend :- )

(Friday Script: Please turn off your lights at 8.00PM today (8/8/08) for 8 minutes and “Let darkness show us the light”)

Friday Fame goes to

Aparna Ramtekkar & Nilesh Bang (Satyam, Hyderabad) – for contributing the content

Ashwin Jain (Cognizant, Los Angeles) – for contributing the video

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