December 5, 2008

Currently Listening: Justin Timberlake – Sexy back
Cheers to the Weekend: -)

Friday Fame goes to
Sujoy Khan (Bangalore)& Abhishek Dubey (Hyderabad) – for contributing the text
Mala Usgaonker (Hyderabad) – for contributing the video – best viewed using VLC Media Player

Scene - I
Three men, two younger and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young man pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager" he said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young man lifted his palm to his ear. When he had finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand".

The older man felt very low tech and wasn't to be outdone, he decided he had to do something impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. When he returned, he had a piece of toilet paper hanging from his rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The older man finally said "Well, will you look at that.........I'm getting a fax!!

Scene - II
The Frustration of a married man!
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy. He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremely excited, now making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down!

"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and charging the bars!

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and said, "Now, tell him you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW."

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November 28, 2008

Currently Listening: To the News

Cheers to the Weekend: -)

Friday Fame goes to
Keerthi Prabhu (Mangalore) – for contributing the text
Dheeraj Tuteja (Hyderabad) – for contributing the video – best viewed using VLC Media Player

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says.

So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this". "What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". "You gave birth to a child!" "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father”.

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